discuss.

[jazzforyoursoul]

I've heard that aligning yourself on various nonsensical charts is all the rage nowadays with you youngsters. I thought it would be entertaining to open one up to discussion on here.



Place yourselves. Hell, place your friends. I claim no responsibility for any possible discourse that results from other people's placements.

Comments

[xyzai]

How can you know if people are telling the truth? People should post photos instead, so we can all practice proper judgement.

[jazzforyoursoul]

... I admit that I didn't think this through when I posted this at 3AM and am unprepared for the possibility of my inbox being flooded by ass pics.

[legally_blond]

What an amusing graphic. I'll have to inspect my friend's asses and get back to it.

[xyzai]

Crepe shaped.

[bana_an_na]

I doubt anyone will be truthful with this but it's an interesting chart.

[maruibuns]

Some people have square butts?

[jazzforyoursoul]

Your former vice captain apparently does.

[knuckling]

i know i called you old but you know youre like, what, 23 or whatever right? you cant call people "youngsters".

why is this called "ass alignment" when "ass-ignment" flows better AND is a pun.

[gtl_yukimura]

A+ punning, Akaya.

[xyzai]

Your buchou aced the assignment

[jazzforyoursoul]

I aged fifty years when I had to play on the same team as you. Have some respect for your elders.

I'll take that up with the creator of the chart. Alas, I am not talented enough to lovingly render butt cheeks to this degree myself.

[gtl_yukimura]

Oh, this is too easy. I'll start with my former team.

Sanada - square
Yanagi - flat
Yagyuu - average round
Niou - flat
Kirihara - average round
Marui - round
Kuwahara - average round
Myself - average round

I'll do other teams if you want

[maruibuns]

[knuckling]

[jazzforyoursoul]

I see that the "R" in Rikkai stands for round.

I would ask why you'd have such data on other teams but I think it would be wisest of me not to ask. But I'll bite. Rate Hyotei.

[bana_an_na]

I think I'll have to agree for the most part , I wonder if Niou-senpai will get offended~

Just out of curiosity...Fudomine

[dontgiveafox]

Oh, yeah, that's pretty accurate. I'd argue Yagyuu's more round though.

[ever_yanagi]

No arguments here.

[hiro_shi]

It's a bit disconcerting but that is pretty accurate. Although I would argue that Niou-kun's is rounder than what it looks.

[tezuka_k]

Why?

[jazzforyoursoul]

I thought that it would be amusing, but I didn't expect your peers to retain the same level of immaturity that they had in middle school.

[didimutter]

Why do you want to know what shape people's asses are? That's kind of gross. Unless you are deciding who you want to date based on that, in which case, that's really shallow. Also, there are more ass shapes than than, so just five is really limiting. If you want to be completely accurate, the range would have to have more of the in between shapes. This is a wholly superficial chart and one that likely will become more of a popularity contest over arguing about who has the best ass. Clearly, the answer to that question is Tachibana-san, so you really should just close off comments to this post now.

[cumsquik]

SECONDED FOR TACHIBANA-SAN

That Yukimura said that he was average!

[jazzforyoursoul]

Having received far more information about asses than I had anticipated and nearly receiving information about dick sizes as well, I conclude that this post was a poorly conceived 3AM mistake.

[knuckling]

old people do the funniest things.